Care for a dance? Cause it takes two to mango.ĩ3. I’d like to have a taste of what’s inside.ĩ1. Glum looks unattractive on you, sugar plum.Ĩ9. I fall in love with your sensational apples.Ĩ7. Hey, I’m a fruit fly of course I like bananas.Ĩ4. If you’d be a fine apple, so I cut you smoothly with my knife.Ĩ3. If you were a fruit You’d be a fine Apple.Ĩ2. If Eve was tempted by an apple that has to be my fruit.Ĩ1. I’ll eat your peach if you try my zucchini.ħ9. How about we take advantage of the harvest season?ħ8. What is your favorite fruit? Mine´s a date… with you?ħ7. You are the berry best, you make my heart beet.ħ6. Hey, hot pepper! Would you like to lick my banana?ħ5. I’m not the greatest guy but I promise you I’m not a peach of shit.ħ3. Your father must be a farmer because you´ve grown some nice melons.ħ1. Do you like cherries? If not can I have yours? I bet we’d make a cute pear.ħ0. You are as tangled as fruit salad cause I could never understand you.Ħ9. Girl, you’re a peach, and I could eat a peach for hours.Ħ6. Damn girl, you sure know how to farm! Cause’ you are growing my stalk.Ħ5. Hey girl, you remind me of the fruit in Lehi’s dream precious above all others.Ħ4. I think you may hold the kiwi to my heart.Ħ1. If you’ll try my zucchini, your peach would be an amazing snack.Ħ0. If you be a fruit You’d be a fineapple.ĥ8. I’ve always thought that cucumbers were such a sensual fruit.ĥ7. My life is empty, you are the life crystal and life fruit that completes me.ĥ6. Are you a frito cause you’re really corny.ĥ5. If I was a fruit fly, I land on you first cause you look like honey.ĥ4. Call me if you ever get hurt I give lemon-aid.ĥ3. “Honeydew you know how sexy you look?”ĥ2. It’s that time of the year so, will you be my Valen-Lime?ĥ1. If you’re a fruit? Then you’d be grapes cause your grapes are sour.Ĥ8. Sweetheart, why do you speak so acrid? Are you eating bitter gourd?Ĥ7. I’ve always thought that cucumbers were such a sensual fruit.Ĥ1. Damn girl, if you were a fruit, you’d be a FINEapple.Ĥ0. I would be broken if you go, because you hold the Kiwi to my heart.ģ9. How do you take your watermelon seeds, spat out or swallowed?ģ7. Are you my favorite fruit? Because you’re the apple of my eyeģ5. I would live in a cornfield if it would make you stalk me.ģ4. You remind me of the fruit in Lehi’s dream precious above all others.ģ3. Fun fact dear! you’re a peach, and I could eat a peach for hours.ģ0. Honeydew, you know how beautiful you look right now?Ģ9. We should definitely forage together when the rains come.Ģ8. Dear! Aren’t you spicy? Cause you make my heartburn.Ģ7. Peas be mine, you make my heart skip a beat.Ģ6. Olive you so much even though it hurts.Ģ5. I bet I’d got bananas for you and never wanna split.Ģ4. I’ll bet you’ve got the sweetest juice, cause you are berry cute.Ģ3. Why are you so “a-peeling”? You’re probably a banana.Ģ2. Maybe I’m not 8 inches but this banana is still worth peeling.ġ9. I know, I know, I suck at pickup limes.ġ8. You must be a raisin, cause you’re a raisin my eggplant.ġ7. We could be runaway lovers, but I cantaloupe.ġ6. I have something for you that is long, hard, and has juice in it.ġ4. You probably know this already but your tomatoes look so juicy.ġ3. I want to spank you like a disobedient avocado and then eat you out after.ġ1. Hey guy! Do you want to eat my oranges all night?ġ0. Hey babes! You’d be a sensual lip like a red strawberry.ĩ. I am very passionate about keeping the peas on earth.Ĩ. Girl, do you eat a lot of mangoes? Because you make a man-go crazy.ħ. I might have to see the dentist cause Orange you are so sweet.Ħ. Are you a lemon? Because you make me want to pucker up.ĥ. Ahhh, Baby! Your ass reminds me of the melons of my Orchard.Ĥ. So dont wait and scroll down to take your pick up game to a whole new level.ġ. If you are looking to spark laughter with wit, humor, and clever wordplay, than below, we’ve compiled the best fruit pick up lines that will make the person laugh, blush, and maybe even fall head over heels.
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